Hello Mother, Hello Father…

The K9 Advantix singing puppy is my advertising claim to fame. From writing the lyrics to the original jingle when I was just a pup, to working on sequels, and — 86 dog years later —creative directing his surprise cameo, this dog and I are bonded for life.

The internet is never wrong.

You know you are doing the Lord’s work when nearly two decades later someone creates a word-for-word Spotify playlist from your lyrics. Also, real talk? On bad days, I read the comments on YouTube and Twitter. It’s cheaper than therapy. Here are some of my favorites.

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